minions420:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

metawohoo:

*Uses a random name generator*

*Ticks ‘avoid rare names’*

*Presses ‘generate’*

cryptidappreciator:

note to my future partner: unexplained phenomena themed wedding. save the date says CONFIRMED with a grainy photo of us, each in the classic bigfoot pose, holding hands

kuueater:

destroyablehorse:

passionpeachy:

Just an FYI to people who receive this ominous ass submission and are frightened by it:

It’s just a music video, not gore, and it’s safe to click.

It’s only some indie band with a…rather uncomfortable marketing campaign but I promise you it’s okay. If you like weird indie rock, go ahead and check them out it’s kinda catchy albeit a bit disturbing. If not, just delete it bc I know it scared the fuck outta me at first

+ a heads up theyre also sending it as text posts if youve disabled video submissions, the url ends w/ el40MavMTBQ

MARKETING CAMPAIGN: [ACTIVATE]

INDIE BAND:  P R O M O T E D

ACCUMULATING FAN BASE

1%…. 

2%….

herpowerisherown:

chlostars:

listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables

merry christmas

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